Oh... and did I mention....

I have a leak in my kitchen... under the sink, coming from the garbage disposal.. probably a big 'ole rusty hole somewhere...

AND

"Water present on the exterior of the home."  That's the pull down option on the website for my Home Warranty.

WHO... BTW....

Sends a technician from a town far away to fix things at my house... subsequently, it takes forever for them to schedule me in... cause it takes their whole day....

I hope my kitchen floor and the foundation outside don't melt away from water damage over the weekend.